martedì 31 agosto 2010

Questa è sfiga...

AMICO : hai sentito di RUGGERO ?
AITOR : no è un po che non lo vedo in giro...
AMICO : ne avrà per tre o quattro mesi...
AITOR : che cazzo ha combinato ?

RUGGERO è un ragazzo di 30 anni, alto un metro e 90 che pesa sui 50 kili si e no. Ha avuto un sacco di problemi, dovuti alla droga. Ma ora ne è uscito, lavora come spazzino, vive a casa da solo. Un ragazzo simpatico, che se è in vena ( battuta da quattro soldi) ti fa veramente sbellicare dalle risate.

AMICO : frattura dell'ileo...
AITOR : sta minchia...
AMICO : ha rischiato la paralisi !
AITOR : e come è successo ?

RUGGERO pur essendo molto simpatico in compagnia, ha ancora qualche piccolo problema nel relazionarsi con le donne. La timidezza che prova quando si trova in compagnia di una ragazza, fa si che resti completamente MUTO, FERMO, IMMOBILE. Al contrario con ragazze che sa essere mogli, fidanzate, quindi "non papabili" per lui è molto spiritoso.
Per scopare quindi si arrangia.

AMICO : è andato a puttane l'altra sera...
AIOTR : eh...
AMICO : non so che cazzo gli è preso, lo ha voluto fare in piedi...
AITOR : e quindi ?
AMICO : sono scivolati, lei gli è caduta addosso e gli ha rotto l'ileo.

13 commenti:

  1. ma poverooooo
    anche lui però, è andato con un donnone oppure è proprio fragile di suo???

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  2. @ AMORE : è fragile di suo...

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  3. per la miseria! credeva di esser un omone? ma sul cofano no? I-Leo! :////

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  4. @ PETROLIO : pare fossero a casa della ragazza...

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  5. Ma le spese mediche le paga il pappone?

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  6. @ SCIUSCIA : no quello sta bene.. credo..

    @ RAGNO : mmmm si paga lo stato....

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